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Nationality: French-Canadian Age: Too young for Shakespeare; too old for R. Kelly Likes: Hellspawn, black pepper and lime kettle cooked chips, fresh-cut sunflowers, Saint Michael, artwork by Sam Keith, menthol, red lava lamps, the endless quest for quality UFO catcher dolls, David Bowie, dry white wine, cryptic metaphors, Damon Albarn's whiny singing voice, pretending that I'm in a live version of The Wizard of Oz while walking with others, Final Fantasy VI, VII & X, Robotic Richard Simmons, and men with ice blue eyes, notably comedian Rodney Dangerfield and actor Malcolm McDowell.